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so, its 2.55pm and i havent bathed.

i havent found another job either. applying to 1000 jobs everyday is getting a bit tiring.

now i understand why they always portray unemployed people with nothing to do as slobs. yknow, pot bellied, lounging around on the sofa in front of the tv with soft drink and a bag of chips. because its true. when you have nothing to do, there IS nothing else to do.

im kindof learning how to cook, from my maid.

well not really. just helping to stir the things in the pan. i've been trying to do the thing where you hold the pan handle and toss the things inside into the air to stir them up. have not been successful yet.

anita just told me that she cut her finger while cutting a garlic. now my morbid fear of sharp things has been increased. :( but i still want to be a chef. or just work in a kitchen. or a hotel. staying at a hotel made me want to work in one. is that weird or what. maybe im a workaholic.

i've been inspired lately to make a website. i've wanted to do that since sec 1. but i never completed one (not a personal one, anyway). im thinking of calling it Not Yet. so if people ask 'do you have a website?' i would say, 'Yea. Not Yet.' 'so do you or do you not??' 'Yea! Not Yet!!!' ...haha.

..but i duno cos i dont think anyone will really ask me that. and people might not get it.

actually this reminds me of a conversation i had with my brother the other day. i was watching the movie About Schmidt (starring Jack Nicholson).

so my brother said, 'whats the movie?'
and i said, 'About Schmidt.'
'ok, but whats the title?'
'About Schmidt.'
'yea OK, but whats the TITLE??'
'ABOUT SCHMIDT!!!'
'oh. ok.'

my brother is the only person i know who would fall for the trick if i really had a website called Not Yet.

2008-02-09, 2:55 p.m..
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