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} bum donald trump was on ellen today and he was talking about his 9-mth-old son. and then he said that he's going to be a GRANDFATHER soon. and right after that he said he has to have ANOTHER kid then cos he wants to have the youngest one in the family. ...???!?!?!!! COME ON.. YOU'RE OLD..! STOP BREEDING LITTLE DONALD TRUMPS ALREADY. goodness. on a related note, i kind of worked out another way to be a bum without having an endless supply of money. i think the trick is to be FAMOUS & POPULAR. that way you could ask for favours from other, rich people.. like get your lunch from different celebrity chefs everyday, borrow clothes from different stars depending on style, size and whether you crossdress and you could even offer to 'help take care' of one of the billion houses owned by bill gates! that would be the perfect freeloader. i guess the catch is that usually FAMOUS/POPULAR and RICH kind of come together. rich people are usually famous/popular, famous/popular people are usually rich. except like mother teresa, but the catch is if i try to be like her then i CANT be a bum which kind of defeats the purpose. =/ haha. the pursuit of bum life is an arduous journey indeed.
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